Quoth a gentleman from Mountain Dew-a spokes-Dew’d: “Our consumers told us they are looking for an alternative to traditional morning beverages-one that tastes great, includes real fruit juice and has just the right amount of kick* to help them start their days. Kickstart (Energizing Fruit Punch) is a fruit punch-flavored soda, and is red in color. We have low prices and a great selection on all Soft Drinks. Browse our wide selection of Lemon Lime & Citrus Soda for Delivery or. Find theMountain Dew Kickstart 16 oz Fruit Punch Energy Drink by Mountain Dew at Fleet Farm. It contains 80 calories, 92 milligrams of caffeine, and all the social stigma of pre-noon soda. Shop Mtn Dew Soda Kickstart Energizing Fruit Punch - 4-16 Fl.
It says the combo of Mountain Dew and fruit juice will be available in Orange Citrus and Fruit Punch flavors starting February 25.” (Note that “Orange Citrus” and “Fruit Punch” are actually chemical acronyms meaning OXIDIZED REACTIVE ACETONE NAPTHALENE GLUCOSE ETHANOL CRYO-IODINE TRI-RADIOACTIVE UREA SOLUTION and FRUCTOSE RADON UNUHEXIUM IONIC TRORIUM PHOSPHOROUS URANIUM NITRO-CHLORINE HYDROFLOURIDE, respectively.) About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators. USA Today reports: “PepsiCo has been working on the drink for some time. However, starting in late February, a combination of Mountain Dew and fruit juice will soon produce Kickstart, a new breakfast beverage (!) for people who enjoy a bit of fruit first thing in the morning but actually deeply hate a bit of fruit first thing in the morning and would just prefer a Mountain Dew. What do you get when you combine Mountain Dew and fruit juice? A stomachache, certainly, as well as two-thirds of a punch recipe (sans Smirnoff) for a fraternity party.
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